Funny positive quotes to make you laugh about life. These quotes will inspire you and make you laugh at the same time. Some are funnier and others more positive but if you get some form of positive message that will make your day better then that is a good start.
- Don’t Grow Up. It’s A Trap.
- Life Is Too Short – Chat Fast!
- Hey, There Whatsapp Is Using Me.
- I Just Need A Good Wi-Fi & Wife.
- Marriage Is The Cause Of Divorce.
- The Person You Love Is 72.8% Water.
- All The Rules Are Made To Be Broken.
- My Style Is Unique Don’t Copy It Plz.
- The Password To Your Life Is “Humor”.
- When Nothing Seems Right Then Go Left.
- Nothing Is Over Until You Stop Trying.
- Hey, You Are Reading My Status Again ??
- I Love My Job Only When I Am On Holiday.
- If I Am Weird With You Then I Like You.
- Stop Looking For Trouble. I’m Right Here.
- The Winner Of The Rat Race Is Still A Rat.
- Totally Available !! Please Disturb Me !!!!
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Short Positive Life Quotes.
- Exercise? I Thought You Said Extra Fries!
- Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.
- I’m Cool But Global Warming Made Me Very Hot.
- Parachute For Sale, Used Once, Never Opened!
- I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition.
- With Great Power Comes Great Electricity Bill.
- If You Can’t Change A Girl….. Change The Girl.
- Men To The Left Because Women Are Always Right.
- If Stress Burned Calories, I’d Be A Supermodel.
- Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go Everywhere.
- You’ve Got 206 Bones In Your Body, Want One More?
- My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day, So I Went Home.
- Marriage Is Like A Walk In The Park, Jurassic Park.
- Crying Is For Plain Women. Pretty Women Go Shopping.
- I’m Not Arguing. I’m Simply Explaining Why I’m Right.
- Don’t Judge Me. I Was Born To Be Awesome, Not Perfect.
- I Want Someone To Give Me A Loan & Then Leave Me Alone.
Positive Attitude Quotes.
- I Only Need Three Things In Life: Food, Wi-Fi & Sleep.
- Every Rule Has An Exception. This Rule Is No Exception.
- My Wife And I Were Happy For Twenty Years. Then We Met.
- Never Laugh At Your Wife’s Choices, You Are One Of Them.
- Marriage Is A Workshop Where Husband Works & Wife Shops.
- Zombies Are Looking For Brain. Don’t Worry You Are Safe.
- You Never Know What You Have Until… You Clean Your Room.
- The truth Is You Can Never Buy Love, But Still, You Have To Pay For It.
- Attitude Is Like Underwear. Don’t Show It Just Wore It.
- I Hate People Who Steal My Ideas Before I Think Of Them.
- Only One Way To Look Thin Is To Hang Out With Fat People.
- A Secret Is What You Tell Everyone Not To Tell Anyone Else.
- If Women Could Read Minds, Every Second Man Will Get Slapped.
About Positive Attitude Quotes.
- I Wonder What Happens When The Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day.
- War Never Decides Who Is Right. War Only Decides Who Is Left.
- Why Do Women Always Ask Questions That Have No Right Answers?
- Why Do Men Like Intelligent Women? Because Opposites Attract.
- Mosquitoes Are Like Family. Annoying But They Carry Your Blood.
- If School Has Taught Us Anything, It’s Texting Without Looking.
- Phones Are Better Than Girlfriends, At Least We Can Switch Off.
- If I Delete Your Number, You’re Basically Deleted From My Life.
- All My Life I Thought Air Is Free Until I Bought A Bag Of Chips.
- I Don’t Have An Attitude Problem, You Have A Perception Problem.
- Girl, You Better Have A License, Bcoz You Are Driving Me Crazy!
- Promises Are Like Babies… They’re Fun To Make But Hard To Deliver.
- If We Shouldn’t Eat At Night, Why Is There A Light In The Fridge?
- When You Reach The End Of Your Rope, Tie A Knot In It And Hang On.
Funny Life Quotes.
- Girls Are Like Parking Spaces, All The Good Ones Are Already Taken.
- Be Nice To Everyone. You May End Up Working For Them. We All Could.
- A Man In Love Is Incomplete Until He Is Married. Then He’s Finished.
- Marry A Man Your Own Age, As Your Beauty Fades, So Will His Eyesight.
- I Saw A Shampoo With The Title : “Rich Looking” So I Washed My Purse.
- Sometimes You Just Want To Throw Fertilizer At People So They Grow Up.
- I’ll Be Back In 5 Minutes But If I’m Not Just Reading This Message Again.
- My Room Is Not Messy, It Is An Obstacle Course Designed To Keep Me Fit.
- Congratulations !! My Tallest Finger Wants To Give You A Standing Ovation.
- If People Never Did Silly Things Nothing Intelligent Would Ever Get Done.
- The Best Way To Get A Man To Do Something Is To Suggest He’s Too Old For It.
Short Funny Motivation Quotes.
- There Are Three Sides To An Argument – Your Side, My Side And The Right Side.
- To Steal Ideas From One Person Is Plagiarism. To Steal From Many Is Research.
- Light Travels Faster Than Sound. That’s Why People Appear Bright Until They Speak.
- I Find It So Inspiring To Watch People Lazier Than Me. I Still Have Much To Learn.
- As Your Best Friend I’ll Always Pick You Up When You Fall, After I Finish Laughing.
- The Only Reason I Am Fat Is Because A Tiny Body Couldn’t Store All This Personality.
- A Woman Saying “I’m Not Mad At You” Is Like A Dentist Saying “You Won’t Feel A Thing”.
- A Lie Gets Halfway Around The World Before The Truth Has A Chance To Get Its Pants On.
- Every Problem Comes With Some Solution… If It Doesn’t Have Any Solution, It’s A Girl !
INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES FOR STRENGTH
CHARACTER AND INTEGRITY QUOTES.
Funny Mindset Quotes
- “Ladies First” Was Probably Invented By A Dude Who Enjoyed Admiring Women From Behind.
- The Real Reason Women Live Longer Than Men Because They Don’t Have To Live With Women.
- Dear Maths, Please Grow Up & Solve Your Own Problems. I’m Tired Of Solving Them For You.
- Do Not Argue With An Idiot. He Will Drag You Down To His Level And Beat You With Experience.
- Never Make The Same Mistake Twice, There Are So Many New Ones, Try A Different One Each Day.
- Always Speak The Truth No Matter How Bitter Harsh It Is. But Run Immediately After Saying It.
- People Who Exercise Live Longer, But What’s The Point When Those Extra Years Are Spent At Gym.
- If A Man Said He’ll Fix It, He’ll Fix It. There Is No Need To Nag Him Every 6 Months About It.
Funny Quotes And Sayings.
- I Love Being Married. It’s So Great To Find One Special Person You Want To Annoy For The Rest Of Your Life.
- Life Is Too Short To Be Serious All The Time. So, If You Can’t Laugh At Yourself, Call Me. I’ll Laugh At You.
- Marriage Is The Triumph Of Imagination Over Intelligence. Second Marriage Is The Triumph Of Hope Over Experience.
- Women Marry Men Hoping They Will Change. Men Marry Women Hoping They Will Not. So Each Is Inevitably Disappointed.
- I Change My Password To Incorrect So Whenever I Forget What It Is, The Computer Will Say Your Password Is Incorrect.
- The Only Way To Keep Your Health Is To Eat What You Don’t Want, Drink What You Don’t Like, And Do What You’d Rather Not.
- Married Women Face A Significantly Lower Risk Of Kidnapping, Nobody Can Be Certain That The Ransom Would Actually Be Paid.
- There Is No “I” In Team… There Is However An “I” In ‘Win’, ‘Achievement’, ‘Prevail’, ‘Triumph’, ‘First Place’, ‘Gold Medalist’ And ‘Champion’.
Conclusion.
Funny quotes about life that will make you laugh and bring you some positive energy and inspire a positive outlook on everyday life.
Sincerely Your.
